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GAY PEOPle's ChroNICLE
AUGUST 1, 1997
Dykes Towatch Out For by Alison Bechdel
IT'S THE EVENTO' THE SEASON!
BLUE PARTY
1997 BY AUSON BECHDEL
UH..I'LL GO PUT
THIS ON A
PLATE.
CAN'T WE DISCUSS THIS LIKE ADULTS? YOU ALWAYS GET SO EMOTIONAL!
YOU'RE GOING TO GINGER'S PARTY? ... YEAH, I KNOW IT'S A BIG DEAL SHE FINALLY GOT HER DOCTORATE. I MEAN, I WAS INVITED TOO, BUT I TOLD SPARROW WE ALREADY HAD PLANS. I'M MAKING MY SPECIAL MUNG BEAN GUMBO!
I THINK YOU'D BETTER
LEAVE RIGHT NOW!
WELL, WHY DON'T GINGER AND I PICK YOU UP? THAT WAY WE'LL SEE EACH OTHER AND GO TO THE PARTY! KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.
JUNE! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
BOSTON.
SHH!
SUCH A ROMANTIC.
MEANWHILE...
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHILE YOU'RE OFF IN BOSTON AT BUSINESS SCHOOL? SIT HOME KHIFTING YOU POWER TIES?
WHAT'S GOING
SNIFF! I'M SORRY, GINGER!
YOU'RE NOT STILL MAD, ARE YOU? I'LL EAT YOUR GUMBO LATER!
I DON'T THINK So.
ON IN HERE?
WELL... I DUNNO. MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK. SEE OTHER PEOPLE
FOR A WHILE.
WHAT?
IT'S A TWO YEAR PROGRAM. I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO JUST WAIT AROUND.
CHOP
URF.
www.visi.com/~oprairie/
HI! I PICKED
SWEETIE,
UP THE CAKE SOB! TM JUST
NEED HELP WITH DINNER?
THINKING OF YOU!
OH, SPARROW! DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE FOOD!
THE IMPORTANT THING
IS SHARING THIS... UN.....
HAPPY MOMENT WITH ALL OF YOU!
MAYBE FOR APPETIZERS WE SHOULD HAVE
BAW! SOME OF THESE NEW
ANTIDEPRESSANTS I'M TAKING.
"CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR RETIRE. MENT? LOIS, THIS ISN'T THE CAKE I ORDERED
كلات التاون الملاك
UH... THERE'S A SMALL PROBLEM WITH DANNER
SHIK
The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green
The
Gay Man's Guide
to
ALL YOUR RELATIONSHIPS (Part 1)
SISTERS are your dearest friends. The ones with whom you share history, humiliations and hotel rooms. Sisters are who you couldn't live without. Sisters are who you imagine bawling at your funeral.
AW JEEZ Buck
DON'T
CRY..
Buck?
...huh... NOT MUCH OF A TURNOUT
by Eric Orner
OLD TRICKS are the guys you said you'd hook up with again, but didn't. Old Tricks can be gracious, "It was fun,” or pissy.
GRACIOUS
E
HEY
ELTON!
IT'S ETHAN ACTUALLY AND TELL YOU SO, IF I WAS INCLINED TO TALK You
AT ALL, WHICH I'M NOT CUZ YOU NEVER CALD SP ME SLAN
PISSY
CURRENT TRICKS are who you rush home to check for messages from. Current Tricks are the subject of Sisterly indulgence and Old Trick Fury.
CROSSED
FINGERS
COMINCL
SO TOM, GIMME a
CALL. SOMETIME...
YEA... OK...
GUY LAYING CARPET AT YOUR WORK
YOUR PHONE NUMBER
GIRLFRIENDS are straight women that you met in college and never stopped adoring.
ETHAN-
IF YOU & DOUG WERE A STRAIGHT COUPLE, YOU'D PLAN A WEDDING, GET MAR ried AND HAVE BABIES. BUT YOU'RE NOT, SO, I THINK IT'S TIME THE TWO OF YOU BUY A House...
SOULMATES are the people who your body talks your mind into believing share all sorts of cosmic connections with you, when in fact they're just people your body wants to sleep with.
OH
YOU AND TOM HAVE LOTS OF COMMON
INTERESTS... LOTS!
WELL, FOR EXAMPLE, ...CARPET...
YEAH BA WE DO, DON'T WE? SAY, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY SOME OF THOSE COMMON INTERESTS ARE AGAIN?
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